Are you to that point in your life? Have you been fortunate enough to have reached the ultimate status of having no more f*cks to give? If so, then you’ll know these 12 f*cks you stop giving to be true.
1. GIVING A F*CK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE’S OPINIONS.
Gah! Other people’s opinions, especially when they’re about you, should be moot once you’ve become a grown woman or man. It’s when you let the opinions of others dictate your life that your life becomes a cesspool of negativity and a total waste.
2. GIVING A F*CK ABOUT BITING YOUR TONGUE.
While in your earlier years some situations may have called for biting one’s tongue, it’s time to f*ck that. If someone says or does something that pisses you off or disrespects you in any way, then speak up. Even if that person is your boss. I’m not saying to be rude but communicate as a f*cking adult.
3. GIVING A F*CK ABOUT YOUR MISTAKES.
Your mistakes do not define you; they’re merely pieces in your life that have made you who you are. That is all. Mistakes do not hold you back, do not open doors to judgment, or ruin your life. They’re necessary obstacles and not only do you not give a f*ck about them, but you’re practically grateful for them.
4. GIVING A F*CK ABOUT FITTING IN.
Some people spend their whole lives trying to fit in only to realize that those who want to belong are just f*cking boring! Why would anyone want to be another sheep among millions of sheep? No thanks. Fly your freak flag and roll solo.
5. GIVING A F*CK ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA.
In some not so breaking news, social media is not real life. People “liking” your pics, hiding their IG Stories from you or “unfriending” you on Facebook is not something to get your panties in a twist over. In other words? You have no f*cks to give on this front.
6. GIVING A F*CK ABOUT YOUR EX.
You broke up for a reason and that reason is probably somewhere between them being awful and then being the worst, so it’s your job not to give any f*cks about them or what they might think of you.
7. GIVING A F*CK ABOUT RIDICULOUS FASHION RULES.
No white after Labor Day? F*ck it. No horizontal stripes unless you’re a size 0? F*ck that f*cking sh*t. No bikini or mini-skirt after 30? In the immortal words of Bikini Kill, suck my left one. Seriously.
8. GIVING A F*CK ABOUT ENDING TOXIC RELATIONSHIPS.
Some people are bad for us! Some people, even if they’re not cognizant of it, are horrific, toxic influences in our lives. You have no more f*cks to give them or what your life will be like without them – it won’t be a loss, that’s for sure.
9. GIVING A F*CK ABOUT HAVING THE “PERFECT” BODY.
You have the perfect body for YOU and that’s all that matters. Now reach for those Doritos and order another pizza, for f*ck’s sake!
10. GIVING A F*CK ABOUT STATUS SYMBOLS.
Owning a Louis Vuitton bag or only wearing Chanel makeup is not going to make you a better person. Also, who really gives a f*ck about whether your sneakers are Jordans or Converse anyway?
11. GIVING A F*CK ABOUT WHAT YOU CAN’T CONTROL.
There will always be things that are out of your control, and when you quit giving a f*ck about them you’ll finally feel free.
12. GIVING A F*CK ABOUT NOT GIVING A F*CK.
In life, you need to choose your battles. You need to decide what deserves your f*cks and what doesn’t. When you give a f*ck, give it 150 percent, when you don’t also give it 150 percent. You should never half-ass anything, especially your f*cks.